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eimearkuopio:

“Yhdistä persoona ja verbi” - “Link the pronoun and the verb”

“He loved the ladies. (Plural, that is.)”— Frenchmen, Desire, Good Children, and Other Streets of New Orleans, by John Chase

“The old man dragged her well off the road into a tangle of trees, cursing and muttering all the while.”
uh
i
i mean the actual context isn’t so bad but the sentence itself is
yeah
also it’s from a clash of kings what else did you expect

“The standard glass bottle has a threaded neck which screws into the cap containing the control lever which was always left in the ‘on’ position.”

Ahahaha, IF ONLY.

. o O (And don’t even ask me how a copy of Physics for the Anesthesiologist ended up on the shelf next to my chair ;D)(Those of you who know that my dad was a doctor (and what kind) probably can guess ;D)

copperbadge:

eimearkuopio:

“Yhdistä persoona ja verbi” - “Link the pronoun and the verb”

“He loved the ladies. (Plural, that is.)”
— Frenchmen, Desire, Good Children, and Other Streets of New Orleans, by John Chase

“The old man dragged her well off the road into a tangle of trees, cursing and muttering all the while.”

uh

i

i mean the actual context isn’t so bad but the sentence itself is

yeah

also it’s from a clash of kings what else did you expect

“The standard glass bottle has a threaded neck which screws into the cap containing the control lever which was always left in the ‘on’ position.”

Ahahaha, IF ONLY.

. o O (And don’t even ask me how a copy of Physics for the Anesthesiologist ended up on the shelf next to my chair ;D)(Those of you who know that my dad was a doctor (and what kind) probably can guess ;D)

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March 09, 2013

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edwardspoonhands:

jennipowell:

mamaleh6994:

kyliesparks27:

joesdaily:

According to this I’ll be hosting a TV show with Harry Potter. SCORE!

I GET TO SWITCH LIVES WITH JACKIE CHAN.

Stuck on an island with Barack Obama.

JOHN I WILL MAKE HIM NAME YOUR BABY

Apparently I will be married to Santa Claus by the end of the month. Not sure how Stuart and Mrs. Claus will feel about that.

I am /totally/ down to start a band with Lady Gaga.

Mortal Enemies with Harry Potter? Seems Legit.

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February 19, 2013

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dysanic:

the-real-seebs:

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harshwhimsies:

knightoftam:

kuurion:

thesubstitutepanda:

Test Your Vocabulary: how many words do you know?

Most Native English adult speakers who have taken the test fall in the range 20,000–35,000 words. And for foreign learners of English, we’ve found that the most common vocabulary size is from 2,500–9,000 words.

23,200 for me.

21,500

29 700

30,400

33,200!

23,800!

38k. And man, is it weird encountering more than a handful of words in one day that I haven’t seen before.

I can’t remember my previous score, but this result put me at 42,100

Not too shabby.. I apparently know 33,900 words! :D

(Source: scipsy)

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February 15, 2013

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dysanic asked you:
2013-01-14 16:12

1, 2, 4, 9, 10, 12, 18, 20, 21, 28, 30, 32, 33, 35, 38, 42, 45, 46, 50, 51, 56, 57, 63, 69, 70, 72, 74, 78, 79, 83, 84, 88, 89, 90, 97, 98, 99. I demand expansion on any answers that have a good story behind them!

Hoo-haw, stories require one of these thingys!

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January 15, 2013

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Hey look, actual "unique" questions

1: Do you sleep with your closet doors open or closed?
2: Do you take the shampoos and conditioner bottles from hotel?
3: Do you sleep with your sheets tucked in or out?
4: Have you ever stolen a street sign before?
5: Do you like to use post-it notes?
6: Do you cut out coupons but then never use them?
7: Would you rather be attacked by a big bear or a swarm of a bees?
8: Do you have freckles?
9: Do you always smile for pictures?
10: What is your biggest pet peeve?
11: Do you ever count your steps when you walk?
12: Have you ever peed in the woods?
13: What about pooped in the woods?
14: Do you ever dance even if theres no music playing?
15: Do you chew your pens and pencils?
16: How many people have you slept with this week?
17: What size is your bed?
18: What is your song of the week?
19: Is it okay for guys to wear pink?
20: Do you still watch cartoons?
21: Whats your least favorite movie?
22: Where would you bury hidden treasure if you had some?
23: If you're a girl, bra size? If you're a guy, pants size?
24: What do you dip a chicken nugget in?
25: What is your favorite food?
26: What movies could you watch over and over and still love?
27: Last person you kissed/kissed you?
28: Were you ever a boy/girl scout?
29: Would you ever strip or pose nude in a magazine?
30: When was the last time you wrote a letter to someone on paper?
31: Can you change the oil on a car?
32: Ever gotten a speeding ticket?
33: Ever ran out of gas?
34: Favorite kind of sandwich?
35: Best thing to eat for breakfast?
36: What is your usual bedtime?
37: Are you lazy?
38: When you were a kid, what did you dress up as for Halloween?
39: What is your Chinese astrological sign?
40: Are you horny?
41: Do you have any magazine subscriptions?
42: Which are better legos or lincoln logs?
43: Are you stubborn?
44: Who is better...Leno or Letterman?
45: Ever watch soap operas?
46: Are you afraid of heights?
47: Do you sing in the car?
48: Do you sing in the shower?
49: Do you dance in the car?
50: Ever used a gun?
51: Last time you got a portrait taken by a photographer?
52: Do you think musicals are cheesy?
53: Is Christmas stressful?
54: Ever eat a pierogi?
55: Favorite type of fruit pie?
56: Occupations you wanted to be when you were a kid?
57: Do you believe in ghosts?
58: Ever have a Deja-vu feeling?
59: Take a vitamin daily?
60: Wear slippers?
61: Wear a bath robe?
62: What do you wear to bed?
63: First concert?
64: Wal-Mart, Target or Kmart?
65: Nike or Adidas?
66: Cheetos Or Fritos?
67: Peanuts or Sunflower seeds?
68: Ever hear of the group Tres Bien?
69: Ever take dance lessons?
70: Is there a profession you picture your future spouse doing?
71: Can you curl your tongue?
72: Ever won a spelling bee?
73: Have you ever cried because you were so happy?
74: Own any record albums?
75: Own a record player?
76: Regularly burn incense?
77: Ever been in love?
78: Who would you like to see in concert?
79: What was the last concert you saw?
80: Hot tea or cold tea?
81: Tea or coffee?
82: Sugar or snickerdoodles?
83: Can you swim well?
84: Can you hold your breath without holding your nose?
85: Are you patient?
86: DJ or band, at a wedding?
87: Ever won a contest?
88: Ever have plastic surgery?
89: Which are better black or green olives?
90: Can you knit or crochet?
91: Best room for a fireplace?
92: Do you want to get married?
93: If married, how long have you been married?
94: Who was your HS crush?
95: Do you cry and throw a fit until you get your own way?
96: Do you have kids?
97: Do you want kids?
98: Whats your favorite color?
99: Do you miss anyone right now?
Pretty Please, followers! With gumdrops on top!

Tags: why not? meme ask me things i could answer ALL of these

January 14, 2013

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What your URL's anagram name?

futuresoon:

takaitakaiskyhigh:

morkwalls:

ashelisms:

ittypaws:

endquestionmark:

syncategorem:

hatsandfruit:

hobbitofkobol:

nicoleanell:

invisibleasglass:

EVIL, GLIB ASSASSIN

Alien on cell.

Book Boob Filth.

Oh ok then

if truth and as

IT SOUNDS POETRY-ISH I SUPPOSE?

Syncategorem’s anagram name is NOT. MERCY SAGE

Endquestionmark’s anagram name is SQUIRM AND TO KEEN

Ittypaw’s anagram name is PASTY WIT

god

Ashelisms’s anagram name is SMILES HAS

Morkwalls -> small work

takaitakaiskyhigh -> HA HA! I ASK GAY KIT KIT

Tried it with my full name and I got, I am not kidding, ALAS! BRAIN X-RATED DEAR.

Alas, indeed.

Heh, the name I use here was, “Aha! A Terrain!” and my “real” name was, “Shy and All” (very apt), but the one that gave me a snrkle was the name on my birth certificate: “HELL! AS ADRENAL” ;D

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January 12, 2013

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harena:

dysanic:

ragefinsfuckslammer:

forteh:

princessturbo:

Your job of destiny is here.

mandyjoke:

Amanda’s future job: typo

painfully accurate

feely’s future job: iced coffee

do I just become iced coffee??????

Forte’s future job: grazing

moo moo

Dionna’s future job: Duelist

“dysanic’s future job: dullahan”

What kind of dullahan are we talking about here?

Harena’s future job: Circle Button. Harena Atria’s future job: Internet.
Seems Legit

I had to do W’s since I am the only hypertwin who pays any attention to tumblr:

Throwing out the result for Woozle because Reasons, woozle’s future job: bard

Also Legit

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January 07, 2013

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dysanic:

ragefinsfuckslammer:

forteh:

princessturbo:

Your job of destiny is here.

mandyjoke:

Amanda’s future job: typo

painfully accurate

feely’s future job: iced coffee

do I just become iced coffee??????

Forte’s future job: grazing

moo moo

Dionna’s future job: Duelist

“dysanic’s future job: dullahan”

What kind of dullahan are we talking about here?

Harena’s future job: Circle Button. Harena Atria’s future job: Internet.

Seems Legit

(Source: sassbel)

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January 07, 2013

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itsybitsyrussianspy:

Dinner, TARDIS, Love.

Sounds very promising. But what’s a TARDIS?

I had “marry, tardis, hiddles” What the hell is a hiddles?

I also found “doctor” Doctor who?S

I found so many things in that. Maybe that’s a modern joke thing I don’t get?

DINNER, TARDIS, DOCTOR.

IM IN.

[[TARDIS, CHRIS, DOCTOR.
Well, then…]]

[Hiddles, love, TARDIS.

Um.]

dinner tardis trip. the doctor will take me someplace exotic for dinner.

Dinner, sperm, and bullshit.

I always see things that aren’t there.

Meet, David, and Hiddles

ouo

Dinner

TARDIS

Pie

Dinner Hug & Doctor

I just ate Dinner and I’m about to Hug my Doctor’s TARDIS whilst watching Classic Who in a bit! :D

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January 01, 2013

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Reblog if people say you don’t look your age.

dduane:

Yep.

It’s remarkable how many people say I totally don’t look my 11 years!

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January 01, 2013

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